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Free
You got this for free
Does that mean it's worth the fee?
Do you think it's worth the fee?
Well it's no big deal to me
We
We don't need(your money)
We don't eat
We don't breathe
We can't see
We can't eat
We can't breathe
We don't see
We're not funny
But it's no big deal to me
That's what you think
We're just drawn up with some ink
So we don't even deserve pineapple
It's no big deal to me
And I know
I know
You shouldn't try to rush a ballad
But I know
I know
That nobody will ever hear it
It's no big deal to me
Yeah I know, I know you shouldn't begin an album with a ballad but it doesn't matter
It's no big deal to me
And by we
I mean me
And by me
I mean what I sing
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Please tell me
(that that that)
It isn't
(that that that)
Annoying
Please tell me
(that that that)
It isn't
(that that that)
Annoying
Please, tell me
(that that that)
It isn't
(that that that)
Annoying
Cause you know
(that that that)
There's nothing
(that that that)
I can do
(that that that that that that)
Will make it(that)
Disappear
If you haven't figured out I am afraid all of a sudden I I
I I I I I I have a studdering problem
Even though I I never did did did did did did
Or is it
(that that that)
Likely
(that that that)
The fact
(that that that)
You studder
Makes me
(that that that)
Much more prone
To do it
As well cause
I don't know if
(that that that)
Is possible
Or maybe it is cause I I I I I
Can't help it
I'm getting worried THAT
I I I I I I have a stuttering problem
Maybe it's all because of you you you you you you
I I I I I I may have a stuttering problem
All thanks to thanks to thanks to you you you you you you
(whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhymymymymymymyymyumuhthatthathathathathathathat)
Please tell me
(that that that)
It isn't
(that that that)
Annoying
Please tell me
(that that that)
It isn't
(that that that)
Annoying
(that that that that that that that)
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And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
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Look up and the sun is shinin'
Look down and the grass is greenin'
Look left and police are finin'
Look right and dopeheads are fiendin'
Ooh, hoo, the kids are crying
Ooh, hoo, the friends are fighting
Ooh, hoo, ding dong life is ruff
Well I'm sure there's a way to have a better outlook
But I'm surrounded by crooks
Well you start in your parents' care wearin' diapers
You grow up, have babies and change their diapers
Parents become elderly, you change their diapers
Die sitting in a chair, wearing diapers
Ooh, hoo, everyone hates you
Ooh, hoo, they hate themselves, too
Should we find a painless suicide, no
We'd end up like the dinosaurs, bro
Well go ahead and leave me because of what I say
Who needs friends anyway
Well I do, but nobody likes my racist views
I can't help it, when I'm surrounded by pennypinchin' Jews
(The filthy Jews!)
(They're filthy Rich)
(Stop being so antisemitic)
Well I know somewhere, over the rainbow
There's a booth at the entrance for you to pay the toll
The man inside waiting for next payroll
A false sense of pride hangin' from a flagpole
A town unaware of its own distortion
The citizens divided in different portions
A mayor running free from extortion
While his wife secretly becomes pro abortion
Cause everything always falls apart in the end
How else would it even be considered an end
Everything around here is going to shit
Just listen to this mess that I have created
It's over
(Life is Ruff!)
Enter: Rick Ruff.
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Cowbell Rings
03:23
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Yesterday, ahmed the greatest chick
Who thought the same
But she's taken
Yes, today I keep on thinkin'
Is it a mistake to say bye, but
The cowbell rings
What should I say to her am I in love with her
It doesn't matter, the heart's always broke but
The cowbell rings
All the coolest kids are decidin'
Big important things like Joe Biden
Are they Ignorant? Cause I am
Yet our opinions are decisive?
But the cowbell rings
The cowbell rings
Who should be president, who should be president
It doesn't matter we're doomed anyway
The cowbell rings
Cause no one really cares about topics you sing
All long as they see that the cowbell will ring
The cowbell rings
Get me away from here, take my mind off it so I can enjoy when the cowbell rings
Oh sweet cowbell ring one more time
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