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INTRO (THE INTRO)
01:14
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The woman exclaiming, "she has the best recipe!" was talking about Hillary Clinton.
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OLD TOWN
02:12
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An ode to the history of Portland Oregon's Old Town/Chinatown neighborhood, and the "skid row hotels" off NW Burnside. History suggests there have been terrible things consistently happening on these streets and in these buildings dating back to when it was all originally built - the Shanghai Tunnels that run underneath it all alone is enough to write about, not to mention many years later, the post-pearl harbor attack shipping of internment camps for the Japanese/asian people living here
UPDATE: (LINK to kgw news story IS BANNED. CONTINUE SELLING YOUR BODY AND HEROIN, but don't watch the youtube link I previously posted)
The youtube link above is a news documentary from 1982 showing the genesis of what is specifically going on in the neighborhood today, except with "PDX" bound tourists who pay for $9 avocado toast with smartwatches.
Maybe you can all see right through me
Go ahead and look cause your shit iz booty
Blame poverty on smoking looseys like the problem's $2 spent on drinks
Get a job at the local BS
Get sick and then cut off and bleed
Everything keeps getting better and better and BETERERBERBERBLABFDLSFBDSJGLDFSHGKJKFHVLBELFHDKSJGHFDSLGJKVBSDFXLBGKDSJFBGLSFDBG FORM GHETTO TO GHETTO
HABHABLLABLABLABLABLABLABLABALAABLALBABALABLA
It's all so great! (great!)
Still the same (Yeah!)
It's all so GREAT! (solid)
It's also Hella Hella Hella Hella mellow, from ghetto to ghetto!
I wonder who looked at my ceiling and died...just a little inside
I wonder who looked at these walls as they died, like the rest of Burnside
Their MA & PA meant well but they lied when they said that they tried
I looked at the pictures and read history on this whole fucking street
Amazing how time couldn't even give change to the sick & deranged
Maybe you can all see right through me
Go ahead and look cause your shit iz booty
Blame poverty on smoking looseys like the problem's $2 spent on drinks
Get a job at the local BS
Get sick and then cut off and bleed
Everything keeps getting better and better and BETERERBERBERBLABFDLSFBDSJGLDFSHGKJKFHVLBELFHDKSJGHFDSLGJKVBSDFXLBGKDSJFBGLSFDBG FORM GHETTO TO GHETTO
HABHABLLABLABLABLABLABLABLABALAABLALa
I severed my pride in a suicide letter lol
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PROBLEMATIC SONG TITLE
02:32
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You said you could do better
But if that's true then why are you such a mess?
I swore I'd never sing this song again
Guess I knew best...
Are you really calling me?
Do you think I'm still here waiting for you?
I'll bet caller ID was invented cause people "ust like" you
Now you say you can't go anywhere without thinking of the things that could've been
But back then I would do anything for love
And yes...I even did THAT
Now I heard you're a lesbian
The same night you came begging to let you in
I knew I was insane
To have been so crazy about you then...
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No need to elaborate a description on something improvised, it may be revealing enough on its own. Memorable lines (remember them?) include:
"I'm just a blues brother...I got the blues, brother
They're all just motherfuckers
And also...
I just did what I was told but by the time that I got old advice had shifted completely and now I have become just another white douche with a guitar that I play once per year
this is radio nowhere
...worst fucking line(s) ever
You're just a tree hugger
With intangible lovers
Customer service rockstar, clients under your covers
there's only so much I can say about these people I try to love but I - hey.."
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REPRISE
01:56
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A melody of three songs that have zero plays and downloads on this website and hence the whole feeling to this track will go over the heads of the legions of people that will surely listen to it. What a legacy I'll leave behind, yo. But how can any of that even matter during the situation dubbed over it? That's pretty much what this track says without saying anything at all.
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Lyrics:
There are no words, like, no words. Lol. Rite?
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NOTE TO SELF
03:50
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Don't put out your music
If it sounds like this
And if by "this", you really mean "shit"..
Don't put out your music
If it sounds like this
If it sounds like shit
And if by "shit", you really mean "this"...
Don't put out your music
If it sounds like shit
Don't put out your music
Your music
If it sounds like this
If it sounds like shit
When they say, "it's poo!"
And you know it's true...
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Lyrics include:
Bail yourself out and BRING YO ASS
The time is now so BRING YO ASS
No excuses, just BRING YO ASS
BRING YO ASS or I'll BRING YO ASS
You're too old for class, so BRING YO ASS
Break yo ass and BRING YO ASS
BRING YO ASS AND BRING YO ASS
BRING YO ASS
BRING YO ASS
BRING YO ASS, BRING YO
ASS
They don't make pineapple snapple
Yeah they make pineapple snapple
They don't make falafel waffle
Yeah they make falafel waffle
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CRAY-Z
00:32
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ENNA MENNA P
03:30
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Would you dance to me?
I'm a song that sings
Can you somehow possibly make my existence worthy?
No?
Dance to me?
What is yours isn't mine
Do you remember time?
Dance to me?
It's not about hot beats
Or what makes hearts beat...
Can you go from A-Z without "enna menna p?"
Can you somehow possibly mistake nothing for sweet?
Dance to me
What is yours isn't mine
Do you remember time
Des to merrrrrrhreherherheeee
And oh, all the landmark things you've seen!
Like the dying lives out on the street!
Great!
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JERRY WHO-ISS?
02:50
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Wingtipped eyes
Tattooed thighs
Pastel dyed
Child of a bride
It's like every bad song you ever liked manifesting itself as a human being
Bath bomb snap (how's your day treatin' ya)
Strip pole class (there's THAT for ya, today)
She dabs with glass (high waist kush for yaaa)
"So, would you like a bag for ya today?"
Have you reached the point in life where all the avant garde finally sounds like shit? (like this?)
STFU about David Lynch (sorry)
She swipes her screen
Where our eyes meet..
Just like a scene that she saw on the screen
You reach that point in life where even WORDS like "avant garde" make you wanna fuckin' die (ever hear of the pixies?)
Tattooed thighs
Wingtipped eyes
Some asshole died
Nobody cried
Wingtipped eyes
Tattooed thighs
..someone else died (Jerry WHO-iss?)
Sigh...
Doesn't this suck?
It sucks.
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UNAUTHORIZED TALENT SHOW
00:58
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KIRK O'BANE
02:55
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Bell Prince of Fresh air
Hazard 503, The best of the NW
Go ahead
Kirk Obane
So I wash over at the Republic over in Chinatown
I heard the lead singer of that band Nerve-Anna used to hang out there
Back in the 90sh (burp)
And his name was Kirk Obane
Kirk Obane
Alright really, you can hear what's being said. It's more spoken word rambling.
Introducing
Kirk Obane
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I'M SAD SO FUCK
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16. |
OUTRO (THE OUTRO)
02:35
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